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This just in. It has recently been discovered that Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda have access to a technologically sophisticated, multi-million dollar intelligence gathering operation. It has agents on all continents, and sources within every agency of the US government. Even worse, this organization is actively being shielded from disruption by the American court system. It goes by the nickname "The Gray Lady", but is officially known as The New York Times.

No information is too secret, no secret too important to national security not to be revealed in its pages, all in the name of the "public interest".